How to Feed Yourself 101

Buying Things


The Definitive List of What to Buy When You First Move In™️

The Definitively More In Depth List of What to Buy When You Settle In™️

Being Good (or at least not bad) At Things


The Definitive Guide to Using Whatever You Have on Hand™️

The Definitive List of The Basic Skills You Need To Not Fuck Up In The Kitchen (At Least A Lot)™️

The Definitive List of Skills you Probably Don't Need But Might Want at Some Point in Life When You Cook™️

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